Bitches and Hoes

Welcome friends! Welcome to the unique site for unique people. That's right, I'm talking to you Mr. and Mrs. On-the-go! We all know that life moves at the speed of fast these days, and we all realize that sacrifices need to be made to keep up. Fortunately, the progress which steals our time like a thief in the mid to late afternoon also provides us with opportunities to shuttle those pesky burdens off our shoulders and on to somebody else's. Nannies for your precious little bastard children! Stand in mourners to take your place at the funeral of that Aunt of yours that you didn't really like that much anyway!

And yet there are still gaps in the system. Gaps which waste your time and take you away from vital pursuits such as stamp collecting, and cocaine.

Ask yourself this -- How many times have you wistfully recalled the halcyon days when you were able to breed your favorite dogs. Not that long ago? Then whenever did you find the time to properly maintain your lush garden which was once the envy of all your neighbors? I'll bet your dog kennel is frightfully empty and devoid of all cuddly life. Your garden devoid of any kind edible joy. This is why we founded Bitches and Hoes(tm), company that does the dirty work for you!

When you employ the services of Bitches and Hoes(tm) you will receive a service which surpasses all expectations. Our highly trained professionals will come to your home at the convenient time of your choosing and take care of all your breeding and landscaping needs.

Still not convinced! For a limited time only, if you call now you can receive half price off our already low gardening fees, or two for one bitch insemination. This is your chance to get in on the ground floor of America's next big thing -- If you don't act today, you will kick yourself tomorrow!