Rocking in the free world has been shown to decrease the chances of heart attack and stoke.
When rocking in the free world, be sure to keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times.
There will be no refreshments served.
When continuing to rock in the free world, be sure to remember that every day thousands of children all over the world are too poor to enjoy even a few moments of rocking. Give generously won't you?
Rocking in the free world was one of the pillars of William Henry Harrison's presidential campaign. Less than a month after taking office he died of pneumonia. I'm just sayin'.
Rocking in the free world once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
Rocking in the free world's greatest fear is the rise of both popping and locking.
Please keep all trays in their upright and locked position.
Rocking in the free world likes talking behind your back -- Telling stories about how you got drunk that one time at Billy Freedman's place, and tried putting the moves on Janice Mortenson but just ended up vomiting all over her. Nice going Casanova.
Rocking in the free world loves it's job, but secretly dreams of becoming a cheesemonger.
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